i'm not a blogger

it's not that i don't agree with it so much as i don't believe it exists. i know there's loads of them out there, and i have met a few people who claim to write them. still, it inhabits the zone which includes that fish which'll swim up your pee to lodge itself [with sharp spines] in the shaft of your penis. that, and people who still watch 'lost'.

but here i am. making up rules for how 'mine'll be different'. it'll be different because i've come up with a groundbreaking aesthetic; I don't use any capital letters'. too late; it's mine. [there is a whole other blog to write on the merits of the semi-colon; you'll want to read that]

third paragraph, and i'm liking it so far. more so because i like to write and express how urbane i think i am. probably for much the same reasons, i've written a bunch of films and a tv show, the pilot of which i've directed and produced for an amount of money that kept me poor for a year. i'm now trying to sell it [that is to say, get myself in a better situation than which i presently am [which is nowhere] on the road to having a shot at living how they do on 'entourage'. this could range anywhere from getting it commissioned by a major broadcaster, to having someone in a production company remember my signature hat]. I guess if there's any story here, it'll be that one.

it does look pretty awesome though:

WASTED: Teaser Trailer from tupaq felber on Vimeo.

[is that how you embed video into a blog?]